报应啊——难民：德国人滚出德国

桂系军阀 发表于 2016-10-17 17:46

meirenjiao 发表于 2016-10-17 08:59

One day an Arab and his camel were crossing the desert. Night came and the temperature became colder. The Arab put up his tent and tied the camel to it. The Arab went to sleep.
The temperature became slightly colder and the camel asked the Arab if he (camel) could just put his nose in the tent to warm up. The Arab agreed that the camel could just put his nose in, because the tent was small and there was no room for 2. So the camel's nose became warm and after a while the temperature went down even more.
The camel asked the Arab again, if he (camel) could just put his fore legs in because they were very cold. The Arab reluctantly agreed that the camel could only put his fore legs in and no more. So the camel moved in his fore legs and they became warm. After sometime the camel asked the Arab again that he had to put in his hind legs or else he won't be able to make the journey the next morning with frozen legs. So the Arab agreed and once the camel moved his hind legs in, there was no more room in the tent for the Arab and the Arab was kicked out.

                               
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翻身难民把歌唱

一个寒冬的夜晚，有位阿拉伯人正坐在自己的帐篷中，外面是呼啸的寒风，里面则比较暖和。一会儿，门帘轻轻地撩起来了，原来是他的那头骆驼，它在外面朝帐篷里看了看。
　　阿拉伯人很和蔼地问它：“你有什么事吗？”
　　骆驼说：“主人啊，外面太冷，我冻得受不了了。我想把头伸到帐篷里暖和暖和，可以吗？
　　仁慈的阿拉伯人说：“没问题。”
　　骆驼就把它的头伸到帐篷里来了。过了不久，骆驼又恳求道：“能让我把脖子也伸进来吗？”阿拉伯人想想反正也占不了多少地方，又答应了它的请求。骆驼于是把脖子也伸进了帐篷。它的身体在外面，头很不舒服地摇来摇去，很快它又说：“这样站着很不舒服，其实我把前腿放到帐篷里来也就是占用一点地方，我也可以舒服一些。”
　　阿拉伯人说：“说得也对，那你就把前腿也放进来吧。”阿拉伯人挪动一下身子为骆驼腾出一点空间来，因为帐篷实在是很小。
　　一会儿，骆驼又摇晃着身体，接着说话了：“其实我这样站在帐篷门口，外面的寒风引进来，你也和我一起受冻，我看倒不如我整个儿站到里面来，我们都可以暖和了！”可是帐篷实在是小得可怜，要容纳一人一驼是不可能的。但是，主人非常善良，保护骆驼就好像保护自己一样，说：“虽然地方小了点，不过你可以整个站到里面来试试。”骆驼进来的时候说：“看样子这帐篷是住不下我们两个的，你身材比较小，你最好站到外面去。那样这个帐篷我就住得下了，而且空间能被充分利用。”
　　骆驼说着，进来的时候挤到了主人，这位阿拉伯人打了一个趔趄就退到了帐篷外面，主人就这样被骆驼挤了出去。
　　PS:这个阿拉伯人叫穆罕默德，通过这件事，他学会了很多。

牛肚白 发表于 2016-10-17 13:15
骆驼的故事

骆驼的故事